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It all happens in this industry...........

A real nice one.....

A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is backagain. So, he goes over to the dog and notices it has a note in itsmouth. He takes the note and it reads "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please? The dog has money in its mouth, as well."The butcher looks inside and, lo and behold, there is a ten dollar notethere. So he takes the money and puts the sausages and lamb in a bag,placing it in the dog's mouth. The butcher is so impressed, and since it's about closing time, he decides to shut the shop and follow the dog.So off he goes. The dog is walking down the street, when it comes to alevel crossing; the dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the button. Then it waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to turn.They do, and it walks across the road, with the butcher following himall the way. The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable. The butcher is in awe as the dog stops a bus by pulling its left leg upand gets in it. The butcher follows the dog into the bus. The dog thenshows a ticket which is tied to its belt to the bus conductor. Thebutcher is nearly fainting at this sight, so are the other passengers inthe bus. The dog then sits near the driver's seat looking outside. Assoon as the stop is in sight, the dog stands and wags its tail to inform the conductor. Then, without waiting for the bus to stop completely, itjumps out of the bus and runs to a house very close to the stop. It opens the big Iron Gate and rushes inside towards the door. As itapproaches the wooden door, the dog suddenly changes its mind and heads towards the garden. It goes to the window, and beats its head against itseveral times, walks back, jumps off, and waits at the door. The butcherwatches as a big guy opens the door, and starts abusing the dog, kicking him and punching him, and swearing at him. The butcher surprised withthis, runs up, and stops the guy. "What in heaven's name are you doing? The dog is a genius. He could beon TV, for the life of me! "To which the guy responds: "You call this clever? This is the second time this week that this stupid dog'sforgotten his key."

Moral of the story.....You may continue to exceed on lookers expectations but shall always fallshort of the boss' expectations. It's a dog's life after all.....

posted by Enigma @ 5/17/2006 09:55:00 AM