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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

long time since i posted :) thought will write few lines

Thursday, December 27, 2007

ಎಕಾದೆ?

ಕತ್ತಲೆಯ ಕಣ್ಣಲ್ಲಿ ಬೆಳಕಾಗಿ ನೀ ಬಂದೆ
ಬತ್ತಲೆಯ ಬಾನಲ್ಲಿ ಚುಕ್ಕಿ ಚಂದ್ರಮನಾದೆ
ಬಿತ್ತರ ಹೊಲದಲ್ಲಿ ಚಿಕ್ಕ ಸಸಿಯೂದೆ
ಎಲ್ಲವಾಗಿ ಕಡೆಗೆ ಕಡುಕ್ರೂರಿ ಎಕಾದೆ?

ಲೆಕ್ಕ

ನನ್ನ ಜೀವನವೆಂಬ ಗಣಿತ ಪುಸ್ತಕದಲ್ಲಿ
ಕೂಡು ಕಳೆಯುವ ಲೆಕ್ಕ...
ಕೂಡಿದೆಷ್ಟೂ... ಕಳೆದಿದೆಷ್ಟೂ...
ಗುಣಿಸಿ ಭಾಗಿಸದಿದ್ದರು ಉಳಿದಿದೆ ಶೇಷ

Thursday, August 23, 2007

In the days when you couldn't count on a public toilet facility, an American
woman was planning a trip to India.She was registered to stay in a small
guest house owned by the
local schoolmaster. She was concerned as to whether the guest house
contained a WC. In US, a bathroom is commonly called a WC which stands for
"Water Closet".

She wrote to the schoolmaster inquiring of the facilities about the WC.
The school master, not fluent in English, asked the local priest if he knew
the meaning of WC. Together they pondered possible meanings of the letters
and concluded that the lady wanted to know if there was a "Wayside Chapel"
near the house . . . a bathroom never entered their minds.
So the schoolmaster wrote the following reply:
Dear Madam,
I take great pleasure in informing you that the WC is located 9 miles from
the house. It is located in the middle of a grove of pine trees,surrounded
by lovely grounds. It is capable of holding 229 people and is open on
Sundays and Thursdays. As there are many people expected in the summer
months, I suggest you arrive early.there is, however, plenty of standing
room. This is an unfortunate situation especially if you are in the habit of
going regularly.
It may be of some interest to you that my daughter was married in the WC as
it was there that she met her husband. It was a wonderful event. There were
10 people in every seat. It was wonderful to see the expressions on their
faces. My wife, sadly, has been ill and unable to go recently. It has been
almost a year since she went last, which pains her greatly. You will be
pleas ed to know that many people bring their lunch and make a day of it.
Others prefer to wait till the last minute and arrive just in time! I would
recommend your ladyship plan to go on a Thursday as there is an organ
accompaniment. The acoustics are excellent and even the most delicate sounds
can be heard everywhere. The newest addition is a bell which rings every
time a person enters. We are holding a bazaar to provide plush seats for all
since many feel it is long needed. I look forward to escorting you there
myself and seating you in a place where you can be seen by all.
With deepest regards,
The Schoolmaster.
Note: The woman never visited India!!!!

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

no offense intended for entertainment purpose only

Enough of Sardar jokes ........ let's go south ....... Mallu jokes are
here !!!!!!**
*
1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?*
IngumDax*

2) Where did the Malayali study?
*In the ko-liage.*

3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?*
He is very bissi.*

4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
*To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in De Gelff.*

5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
*To yearn meney.*

6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?*
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.*

7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
*MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen *

8) What is Malayali management graduate called? *
Yem Bee Yae.*

9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
*He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren. *

10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?*
An Oto*

11) Where does he pray?
*In a Temble, Charch and a Maask*

12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?*
A Malaya-Lee of coarse. *

13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard? *
Kerala.*

14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala? *
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the
lungi *

15) Why did Saddam Hussain attackKuwait?* **
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say
'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'*

16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line? *
"Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders, We Are Yevery Where" *

17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football teams ? *
Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop. *

*Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of Kokanet oil.
Pass it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of Benana Chibbs.
Pass it on to 15 Mals to get a set of BROGUN bones...*

Friday, July 13, 2007

Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created

Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created

10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.

9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.

8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.

7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.

6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.

5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.

3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!

And the #1 reason why God created Eve...

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Jokes :)

Found them on a website, were too funny to not to post
Thoughts from well known "ladies" !!

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes
Because I know I'm not dumb ...
And I also know that I'm not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,
But you hardly ever see a smart woman with
A dumb guy.
-Erica Jong-

My husband and I are either going to buy a
Dog or have a child. We can't decide to
Ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
-Rita Rudner-

I've been on so many blind dates,
I should get a free dog.
-Wendy Liebman-

Never lend your car to anyone to
Whom you have given birth.
-Erma Bombeck-

If high heels were so wonderful,
Men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til
Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-

I think, therefore I'm single.
-Lizz Winstead-

When women are depressed they either eat
Or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man is
a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-

I base most of my fashion taste on
What doesn't itch.
-Gilda Radner-

In politics, if you want anything said,
Ask a man;
If you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on
How to combine marriage (or parenthood)
And a career.
-Gloria Steinhem-

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
- Gloria Steinhem-

I never married because there was no need.
I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband.
I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
-Marie Corelli-

Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths.
-Baroness Edith Summerskill-

If men can run the world, why can't they stop
Wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start
The day by tying a little noose around your neck?
-Linda Ellerbee-

I am a marvelous housekeeper.
Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

Sunday, January 14, 2007

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