no offense intended for entertainment purpose only
Enough of Sardar jokes ........ let's go south ....... Mallu jokes arehere !!!!!!**
*
1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?*
IngumDax*
2) Where did the Malayali study?
*In the ko-liage.*
3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?*
He is very bissi.*
4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
*To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in De Gelff.*
5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
*To yearn meney.*
6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?*
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.*
7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
*MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen *
8) What is Malayali management graduate called? *
Yem Bee Yae.*
9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
*He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren. *
10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?*
An Oto*
11) Where does he pray?
*In a Temble, Charch and a Maask*
12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?*
A Malaya-Lee of coarse. *
13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard? *
Kerala.*
14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala? *
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the
lungi *
15) Why did Saddam Hussain attackKuwait?* **
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say
'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'*
16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line? *
"Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders, We Are Yevery Where" *
17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football teams ? *
Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop. *
*Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of Kokanet oil.
Pass it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of Benana Chibbs.
Pass it on to 15 Mals to get a set of BROGUN bones...*
posted by Enigma @ 8/22/2007 06:32:00 PM
4 Comments:
nice one... i sent it to all my frnds...
[i]Where does he pray?
*In a Temble, Charch and a Maask*
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I guess it should have been
Where does he bray?
In a temble,charch or a maask
brilliant
simbly super......
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