Sunday, July 31, 2011

The Psychiatrist & The Proctologist

The Psychiatrist & The Proctologist

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two
different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors". The town council was livid and insisted they
change it.
So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids". This was also not acceptable, so
they again changed the sign. "Catatonics and High Colonics" - No go. Next, they tried "Manic
Depressives and Anal Retentives" - thumbs down again.. Then came "Minds and Behinds" - still no

Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - unacceptable again! So they tried
"Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a chance. "Nuts and Butts" - no way. "Freaks and Cheeks" -
still no good. "Loons and Moons" - forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing
in Odds and Ends". Everyone loved it


At 4:27 AM, October 02, 2011 , Blogger Canary said...

Lovely! Did you make this up? :D
I am back by the way, how have you been!


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