Wednesday, August 22, 2007

no offense intended for entertainment purpose only

Enough of Sardar jokes ........ let's go south ....... Mallu jokes are
here !!!!!!**
1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?*

2) Where did the Malayali study?
*In the ko-liage.*

3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?*
He is very bissi.*

4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
*To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in De Gelff.*

5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
*To yearn meney.*

6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?*
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.*

7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
*MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen *

8) What is Malayali management graduate called? *
Yem Bee Yae.*

9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
*He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren. *

10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?*
An Oto*

11) Where does he pray?
*In a Temble, Charch and a Maask*

12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?*
A Malaya-Lee of coarse. *

13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard? *

14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala? *
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the
lungi *

15) Why did Saddam Hussain attackKuwait?* **
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say

16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line? *
"Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders, We Are Yevery Where" *

17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football teams ? *
Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop. *

*Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of Kokanet oil.
Pass it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of Benana Chibbs.
Pass it on to 15 Mals to get a set of BROGUN bones...*


At 7:48 AM, October 12, 2007 , Blogger veena said...

nice one... i sent it to all my frnds...

At 12:07 AM, October 16, 2007 , Blogger Virus said...

[i]Where does he pray?
*In a Temble, Charch and a Maask*

I guess it should have been

Where does he bray?
In a temble,charch or a maask

At 7:43 AM, October 26, 2007 , Blogger Samba said...


At 4:07 AM, January 03, 2008 , Blogger dinesh said...

simbly super......


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